Rent: funny or not?!


Question: A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:


it had never been occupied;
that there was plenty of heat;
that is was small enough to make me cozy
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady!


Answers: A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:


it had never been occupied;
that there was plenty of heat;
that is was small enough to make me cozy
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady!

whooooo, that is great! I bet she gets the check airmailed.

Another cracker of a joke. Thanks for sharing. lol

erd it loads bt still love it :)

Thanks for that :D

It brightened up my day.

Ah ah ahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

whats the point of sending the 250 $ when he could have just not bothred sending it in the first place and not bother paying her back or shot her now thats more real not funny it was not funny is this some kind of joke ?

yes again another good joke ! well done indeed :-)

I like it. Thanks for sharing. lol

Um i do not like it, I hate dirty jokes

quite good :)

i liked that its very good and very clever>>>>>>>>>>>>star

lmao mint

That is great. hahaha

FUNNY

I bow to the master You have got to get another *

* 10.... very funny .....lol.

good one

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Super good one, the best! lol.



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