Blonde joke.?!
Question: A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
Answers: A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
dumb blonde!!
hahaha!!
good one!!
Very funny.
pretty funny
Ha!
good one
LMBAO!!!
he he v funny
Naa not funny.
Although I like the way you tried to change the joke from blonde girl to blonde guy lol even though you failed miserably =]
LMAO! Could you imagine if that really happened?
i think thats really nasty im blonde and i wouldnt say anything like that!!
Pmsl very good
typical blonde
i actually know people that would react that way.
Hahhahahaaaaa....thanks for the laugh honey....just what i needed.
lol
lol.....good...
yep thats about right
dumb didi dumb didi dumb dumb dumb!!!
i am available to buy her ticket for a dollar!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Give her a dollar, keep the ticket, lol.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hehehe, she really was a blonde wasn't she, roflmao
starred
LMAO!!!!!!!
hehehe, i'll give her a dollar for that ticket, pmsl hun
star time
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Good joke thanks for sharing hahaha
typical blonde, id settle with the million a year! have a star!
hahaha...nice one babe