Another lot from my friend donna xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: >> UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
1) Triangular sandwiches always taste better then the square ones.
2) At the end of every party there's always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle is synchronized with a complete stranger.
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel more manly.
5) Your never quite sure if it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
6) Nobody ever dares to make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
7) You never know where to look when your eating a banana.
8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it will kill you at the first given opportunity.
10) Every bloke has at some stage while taken a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
11) It's impossible to look cool while picking up a frisbee.
12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
13) Old ladies can eat more then you think.
14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
15) Dispite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
16) You have turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin peice a wood specifically to stir the paint.
17) Knowledge: is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom: is not putting it in the fruit salad.
Answers: >> UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
1) Triangular sandwiches always taste better then the square ones.
2) At the end of every party there's always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle is synchronized with a complete stranger.
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel more manly.
5) Your never quite sure if it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
6) Nobody ever dares to make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
7) You never know where to look when your eating a banana.
8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it will kill you at the first given opportunity.
10) Every bloke has at some stage while taken a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
11) It's impossible to look cool while picking up a frisbee.
12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
13) Old ladies can eat more then you think.
14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
15) Dispite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
16) You have turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin peice a wood specifically to stir the paint.
17) Knowledge: is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom: is not putting it in the fruit salad.
hahaha I like those thanks.
They were good lol.
hahaha funny lol
hahaha LMAO
lol
funny i loved them.
Excellent and another *
another great list, she gonna keep you on you toes, pmsl
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Magic our Maurice!
I see people are loving these too good, good. Great idea to post them hun thanks for putting my name by them, you could of taken all teh credit you know? lol xxx
Ha ha ha.!!!
Like them, especially the last one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahahaha!!
good one!!