Men strike back?!


Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things " that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Answers: How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
--------------------------------------...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things " that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
--------------------------------------... --------------------
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
--------------------------------------...
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
--------------------------------------...
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake
--------------------------------------...
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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haha, very funny...

my personal fave:
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.


why are people getting offended? women make such lists too.. you dont see the men cribbing about that!!!
learn to laugh a bit. These jokes are more a joke on the men being rather oldfashioned than women being a pain. If you cant see that, get your sense of humour checked.

great, my senitments exactly. starred!!!!!

Not very funni

Personally, I take those jokes offensively.
Men have no right to feel of higher power than women.

Women can do the things men can do, && more.
In my eyes, we're stronger.
Can men give birth?
I think not.

lol =)

Look out ! <ducking>

this is disgusting. not funny in the least.

good joke!! one star for you

dont worry about those who cant take jokes. who btw, rotflol reading the "whats the difference between men and doormat" joke but get so offended about funny less evil-lish jokes on women..

keep them coming!!

You see, it's how you put up with girl like hush puppy...and the question becomes irrelevant.

thanx you made me chuckel.. need a womans list now will work on it ....peace out



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