Hospital joke ...........?!
Question: An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
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Answers: An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween
very funny my friend *4u lol
hahahahahaaa that made me laugh :) and it took my mind off my biology coursework! Thanks! :)
very good ,ha ah.
i am lauging the crap out of myself STAR
hah i love this joke *star*
ok. that was not ha ha funny but more like * giggle giggle*
funny im laughin so hard * 4 u
i didnt get the joke...sorry..i get the logic...but it wasnt enough to make me laugh
omg that was so funny!!! hahahahahaha!! Have a star! *-*
LOL that was halarious.........YAY
PMPL
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
haha great joke you get a star from me lol
That's great! Happy Halloween!
Brilliant ha haha hahahahahaha
oh my who crapped on him?????????
Pmsl, god that made me laugh!
do people really try and win u off with a star?
i c that with almost every joke question.
anywho, the joke was funny.
9/10