The head - funny or not?!
Question: There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.
Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.
Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.
The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'
Answers: There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.
Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.
Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.
The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'
hahaha funny lol
NO
Heh. Kinda funny... but kinda stupid too.
That is not funny at all. It does not even make sense.
cute.
uh..... hum?
Totally not funny!!! ... a total waste of time!
Matty kept on drinking and what? I think you left part out.
Not bad for a cold Monday night!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Now, that's funny! lol.
a lesson i should learn xxxx lol xxx
Nice one thanks
LOL. eeeeew.