Little Billy on ...PHILOSOPHY ......?!
Question: A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
Answers: A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
hahahaha another good one thanks
yepp, erring is human...
EXCELLENT!
You made me laugh out loud!
Still giggling!
You deserve a star hun x
LOL!
Yes. Your joke prompts a hearty laugh.
lol,fantastic
thanks 4 a laugh!!!!!
Nice one thanks for sharing. lol
lmao well done thats a brill joke!!!
another star award to add to your collection
YOUR JOKES ARE THE BEST!!!!
OMG!!!!
Billy a joker like Johnny!!!
good one!!
nice one about time little Johny had a well earned break (his neck his father said) ha ha
star
hmm i see billy is after taking over little johnny xxx lol xxx
i also heard this one before but it is good you can have a star!
hehehe, i like his way of thinking too, pmsl
star time
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ha ha ha