New Parrot ..................?!
Question: This man buys a parrot and brings him home.
The parrot starts cursing the man and insulting
his wife. Finally, the man can't take it any longer
and throws the parrot into the freezer to teach him
a lesson.
The man and woman hear the parrot squalking really
loud for along time until finally it stops.
The man opens the freezer door and the parrot walks
out, looks up at them and says, "I apologize for
offending you and I humbly ask for your forgiveness."
The man says "Thanks, all is forgiven."
And the parrot says "If you don't mind me asking,
what did the frozen chicken do?"
Answers: This man buys a parrot and brings him home.
The parrot starts cursing the man and insulting
his wife. Finally, the man can't take it any longer
and throws the parrot into the freezer to teach him
a lesson.
The man and woman hear the parrot squalking really
loud for along time until finally it stops.
The man opens the freezer door and the parrot walks
out, looks up at them and says, "I apologize for
offending you and I humbly ask for your forgiveness."
The man says "Thanks, all is forgiven."
And the parrot says "If you don't mind me asking,
what did the frozen chicken do?"
ha ha ha thats a squawker
starred
still funny *hehehe*
hahaha wasn't expecting that. Thanks for sharing lol.
lol, 10, brilliant.
Brilliant
Clean and extremely funny
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Hee hee titter titter!
Good one!
You have all real good jokes. Now, I have noted your name too.
lol
Funny! 10!
Nice one thanks for sharing. lol
Ha! ha! ha! like it....
hehe-nice....
Awesome joke! Star for you!
nice one pmsl xxx loved it xxx
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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excellent! have a star!
funny......
starred!!
love it
funny
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke again Black.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!