Medical update..........?!
Question: A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. He told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," in which a small knob is placed on the top of the head that can then be turned to tighten up the skin whenever a brand new facelift is needed. Naturally the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. She remained young looking and vibrant. But after fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years everything has been working just fine. I've turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes that just won't go away." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.." She said,
"Well then, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.
Answers: A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. He told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," in which a small knob is placed on the top of the head that can then be turned to tighten up the skin whenever a brand new facelift is needed. Naturally the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. She remained young looking and vibrant. But after fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years everything has been working just fine. I've turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes that just won't go away." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.." She said,
"Well then, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.
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What a screamer
10/10
Brilliant
I laughed so hard i think i peed two drops. hahahaha
excellent.
eek!
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That's funny as hell...lol
Your about to give me a heart attack. If you already haven't.
i read this one the other day and laughed my head off, i just read it again now and laughed my head off again! have a star!
You are in a hilarious mood today. Good joke thanks
heard it before
loved it hun, pmsl
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thanks for a laugh
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hahaha good one thanks