What do you call a woman with a pint of beer and a pool cue on her head?!
Question: Beertricks Potter
Answer with your own 'what do you call a....'
Answers: Beertricks Potter
Answer with your own 'what do you call a....'
What do you call a man with one leg?
skip
What do you call a man with no legs or arms?
Matt
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
What do you call a woman with both legs cut off at the knees?
Consuelo
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art
what do you call a guy who asks silly questions.. a fool! ;)
What do a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
and a guy with a spade on his head------doug
lol very good
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the sea....BOB what do you call a pakistani guy with a rasher of bacon on is head...amhed ...what do you call a pakistani guy with two rashers of bacon on his head ..mohammed
What do you call a man in the bath with no legs-Bob
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head- Cliff
What do you call a brown-fingered artist? Picasso
I could go on, I have hundreds....
Really?
What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A Fsh.
What do you call a mad chick in an egg? Crackers.
What do you call Santa's wife? Mary Christmas.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies? Collie flowers.
What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel? Lumpy milkshakes.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog? A 6 foot toothbrush.
What do you call a skeleton that doesn't do his work? Bone idle!
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (no eye deer-geddit?)!
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea!
liked it...i had a good laugh
What do you call a woman who throws bills on the fire? Bernadette
Original and funny!! That's rare!
Hahaha very funny
thanks for sharing.
he he good one