Stars if you like this joke,, for you polar?!
Question: Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that
maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and
made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a
few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What in the name of god are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
Answers: Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that
maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and
made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a
few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What in the name of god are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
I"m loving it, still laughing and crying my eyes out literally,.
here's a start.
P.S: The feeling is mutual,and you're welcome, oh and my laughter is slowing down now.
P.S 2: IF you want you could make me the best answer.
Funny!
haha...good one
OMG that is so effin hilarious!!!! i totally didn't c that coming!!! lol
nice
LOL
;-)
*star* for you! LOL Good one!
*tumbleweed*
ha ha blonde jokes are so funny!
awww hahaha
i totally lovvveee that!
haha
hehe, funny
Hahaha very funny
thanks for sharing.
lol, funny 10.
haha
Heard it before but absoulty love it
he he oh that is bloody great
Very good ! Many people can relate with these kind.
You didn't expect that poor woman to work in the dark, did you? (I am blonde too!!)
That's what I call being as bright as an eclipse!!! hahahahaha!! Good one little star !! You are the brightest star on Yahoo!! Thanks for the joke!
I loved it, I would have to classify it as "classic", lmao!
A blond joke, long, but the punch line was worth it. lol !!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10