Can I sue?!
Question: Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why are you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?"
Answers: Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba. But why are you asking?"
"Cause what I want to know is can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?"
LOL Damn beer goggles!!!!
that one was actually good
^_^ nice
I got a little giggle, pretty good
Funny! 10!
haha thanx 4 sharing!!!
* 4 u!
Hahahahaaaa....thank god i don't drink....lol
Wow! We're getting some good ones tonight!
Pretty cute. The scary part is that it may actually happen someday.
Hahaha very funny
thanks for sharing.
he he
not bad...
hahahahaa....lmao
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10