Are you nuts ? Halloween story.?!


Question: A little boy and girl knock on the door and a man answers and says, "You two are awfully cute, who are you supposed to be?"

"We're Jack and Jill," they responded.

"Well, you can't be Jack and Jill because you're Black," the man said.

So they left and soon returned to knock on his door again. "Mighty cute, Kids, but who are you now?"

"We're Hansel and Gretel" they said, but sadly to the same response as before.

They left, almost to the point of tears, when they soon returned stark raving naked.

"Oh my", said the man, "Who are you supposed to be now?"

"We're M&M's" they said. "I'm Plain and He's nuts," said the little girl.


Answers: A little boy and girl knock on the door and a man answers and says, "You two are awfully cute, who are you supposed to be?"

"We're Jack and Jill," they responded.

"Well, you can't be Jack and Jill because you're Black," the man said.

So they left and soon returned to knock on his door again. "Mighty cute, Kids, but who are you now?"

"We're Hansel and Gretel" they said, but sadly to the same response as before.

They left, almost to the point of tears, when they soon returned stark raving naked.

"Oh my", said the man, "Who are you supposed to be now?"

"We're M&M's" they said. "I'm Plain and He's nuts," said the little girl.

Old joke but still cute especially during this time of year! :-)

hahaha thats hilrious

Great joke,
Very funny.
Very topical too!

Still giggling x

very nice.



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