100 funny things to do at walmart when your bored?!
Question: Anyone have any funny ones? be original =)
Answers: Anyone have any funny ones? be original =)
take a seat and put ur legs up
walk around and wave at random people
pretend to trip and knock some stuff off the shelfs
if your with a friend, jump in a trolley then get your friend to push you down an isle
in summer open a fridge door and leave it open for a while and pretend you cant decide on what to pick
walk around like a retard and say your practising for dawn of the dead 2
if your with a friend talk in a made up language
try on the make up-put loads on! me and my friend did that once and someguy who worked there came up to us and was like "its try before you buy...not just try"!!
Try to take the Wal mart trolley beyond the 100mtr or specified mark...
How about this one..... go to the condom aisle and grab as many as you can.... then cruise thru the store and put them in other peoples shopping carts.....
ask if you can buy the wall. ( get it wall mart)
sing your fav. song and dance like mad
Go get a chair from furniture, go to the electronic area and have a seat, watch TV, listen to the stereo, check out the cellphones, play a video game. When you get bored there go to the Automotive area have a seat and watch them work on cars...Put the 1st chair back where it belongs. Go find the baby that's screaming/crying.
Steal their scooter and have the employee's chase you out to the parking lot
Say "Hi" to people up front with old dude
I know how to balance shopping carts crazy...
1) Go to front-end of shopping cart
2) Tip it towards you
3) Switch front wheels around
TA-DAAA
Add things to people's cart, like the other guy said, condoms are funny, but how bout' vagisil, herpes medication, dirty magazines, expensive stuff
Change Prices on switchable little tile stands
Open freezer in frozen foods...feels goood huh?
Close freezer in frozen foods
Buy snickers and rub it on toilet seats in front and lay-o-way bathrooms
If you're bored...leave
well i was at walmart for 3 days waiting for a ps3 and what we like to do was go buy a bunch of over the counter drugs and trip balls lol. walked around walmart retarded for 3 days lol
nyquil, be careful with it! lol
Nap in the chairs
give money to employees so they can afford health insurance since their employer doesnt pay for that.................
Sometime ago there was an email doing the rounds about things to do in Walmart when you were bored:
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.
5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
there are many many more ....
I know you said be original so:
play follow the leader; pretend to be a mystery shopper; have trolley races; karoke or busk.
Buy a big box of candy and then stand inside the store reselling it for five times as much saying your raising money for some random charity.
go to the 10 items or less lane on a busy day, buy something for about $10 and pay with pennies. make sure you count them out slowly and lose count at least twice.
go to the clothing department and change your whole outfit into walmart clothes. then go up to the counter and try to purchase your own clothes. or just try and walk out.
turn all of the stereo systems up to full volume and set them to a heavy metal radio station. then switch their alarm timers to switch on at the same time.
god there is so much fun to be had........