The Guys' Rules II contin:?!
Question: If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did NOT NEED DIRECTIONS and NEITHER DO WE.
All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach for example , is a FRUIT, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
If we ask what is wrong and you said "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask question you don't want an answer to, espect and answer you don't want to hear.
Answers: If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did NOT NEED DIRECTIONS and NEITHER DO WE.
All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach for example , is a FRUIT, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
If we ask what is wrong and you said "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask question you don't want an answer to, espect and answer you don't want to hear.
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