Halloween joke: What does vegans say after they have turned into zombies?!


Question: Dunno... What do they say?


Answers: Dunno... What do they say?

Me own lee eat veg et ar ians

i only eat bugs?

Well I'm a vegetarian, but if I could kill people and eat them that would be cool. So I think they would say - bring me some child's flesh!

They grumble like any other zombie, I guess.

Like, Margie and me were walking downtown, and we were like, getting kinda hungry and stuff when we saw this reeaaly cool looking hospital. We, like, went inside and they had this, like, really cool vegetable section. Like, we just couldn't stop eating, it was like sooo cool.

I only eat vegetarians!

Dunno...What?

Hooray! I can Sod the soya beans & tofu now, I`m off to get me some raw flesh!

Or

Gimme the pulses!



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