Its halloween xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
"How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?"
What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with booberries.
What's soft, moldy and flies?
A spoiled bat.
What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
"You're under a vest!"
What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
He had to give it back.
Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
Answers: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
"How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?"
What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with booberries.
What's soft, moldy and flies?
A spoiled bat.
What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
"You're under a vest!"
What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
He had to give it back.
Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I'd like to get to gnaw you.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
You sure are keeping us in a Halloween mood. Thanks for those. lol
Very Good
under a vest starts to get boring - the rest ist great!
It's rated "G" for the kids and "XXX" for the sex perverts.
It's rated "GGG" for the child sex perverts.
Those where great jokes....
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!
i agree with dane
Do they know it's Hallowe'en?
I forgot it was Halloween today until I seen your jokes. Thanks hahaha
Giggle giggle giggle.....
These are great :)
So are you playing the part of a ghost today. hehehe
very good, remind me to tell them to my five year old neice lo have a star!
luv it
nice one