A few quickies xxx funny or not xx may have posted before xxx?!
Question: The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the new clerk: "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The new clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative"
The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The new clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough."
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Answers: The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the new clerk: "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"
The new clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative"
The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The new clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough."
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
You've done better. You've posted the cough/laxative one before.
hahaha you are nearly as crazy as me with the jokes. hahahaha so funny.
HERM.......................................
Brilliant
Oh my god! Your Jokes are so funny! I'm laughing my @ss off!
Very funny thanks.
What did you do to Raindrops? She is away with it today. PMSL
hehe, loved them all esp the laxative one
Those are excellent. Thanks
brilliant!
really a good laugh, honey
not funny
A fine collection of jokes. Thanks
lol, 10/10. *. Brilliant.
Are you related to raindrops by any chance?.
I could just read both of your jokes all day long for a goooooood LOL.
Loved them all....... except for the last one on the additional bit i would hav put
'DEFINE NORMAL'
or
'NEVER'
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones there Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers, starred but nothing is happening.!!!
Sorry mate.!!!