Trip To Heaven XXX-funny or not-XXX?!
Question: >A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
>They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the first girl, ' Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?
>She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.' St. Peter says, ' Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
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>St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, 'Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and stroked one.' St.Petersays, ' Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
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>All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, 'Nicola, What seems to be the rush?'
>The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Sharon sticks her @rse in it.'
Answers: >A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
>They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the first girl, ' Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?
>She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.' St. Peter says, ' Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
>
>St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, 'Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and stroked one.' St.Petersays, ' Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
>
>All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, 'Nicola, What seems to be the rush?'
>The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Sharon sticks her @rse in it.'
Wow that is very funny. Thanks Star for you ?
Lol, very funny.
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ha! very goood yes:D
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Very funny!!
Star on its way!! *
what a good bunch of Catholic girls *hehehe*
LOL... Hilarious! Geeeez I would have to take a bath in it and soak for 1 year! I hope with the Global Warming, the water is warm by the time I get there ! ha ha ha
Great joke !! Thanks for the laugh !! Have a star !!
Now that is hilarious, thanks §
haha.... very funny! lol!
Absolutely hilarious!!
I really am going to have to stop reading these at work i keep getting glared at by my boss!!
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Lol, 10/10, *, very funny.
OMG, super funny!!! XXX but funny!