Men and women joke.?!
Question: A husband and a wife are in a car, and are sitting silently after being in a heated argument.
Passing a banyard full of goats, mules and deers, the husband turns to the wife and says sarcastically:
"Relatives of yours"
the wife replies
"Yep...in laws"
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A husband and a wife are giving eachother the 'silent treatment'. They go to bed one night, and the husband realises he has to get up at 5.00 am in the morning for an early business flight. not wanting to be the first to talk, and LOSE, the husband rights on a note 'wake me up at 5.00' and puts it where he knows the wife would find it. The next day he wakes up only to find it is 9.00. Furious, the husband gets out of bed, to find a note...
'its 5.00 am. wake up.'
any of these funny?
hehehe
Answers: A husband and a wife are in a car, and are sitting silently after being in a heated argument.
Passing a banyard full of goats, mules and deers, the husband turns to the wife and says sarcastically:
"Relatives of yours"
the wife replies
"Yep...in laws"
--------------------------------------...
A husband and a wife are giving eachother the 'silent treatment'. They go to bed one night, and the husband realises he has to get up at 5.00 am in the morning for an early business flight. not wanting to be the first to talk, and LOSE, the husband rights on a note 'wake me up at 5.00' and puts it where he knows the wife would find it. The next day he wakes up only to find it is 9.00. Furious, the husband gets out of bed, to find a note...
'its 5.00 am. wake up.'
any of these funny?
hehehe
hahahahahaha there both realli good i have heard the 1st one before nt it never gets old! hahah
but i really like the second one.....genious
ya that was a good one.
The second one is funny.
because I heard about both notes.
yea they're preety funny
The first one sounds better than the woke up at 5am one ..
its so funny the way the exchanged words
"Relatives of yours "
the wife replies
"yep....in laws"...
and i bet they didnt want to look at eachother after saying that ... lol..
could get 1" smile!