How to annoy people in public bathrooms, funny or not?!
Question: 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "may I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a stone into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get in there."
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbour's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
11. Say, "Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now."
14. Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the pedigree chum you had for breakfast.
15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
17. Play a well known drum beat over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you un-roll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Answers: 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "may I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a stone into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get in there."
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbour's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
11. Say, "Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now."
14. Fill a balloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the pedigree chum you had for breakfast.
15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
17. Play a well known drum beat over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you un-roll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
hahaha you have me laughing my head off. hahaha
hmm some are funny
lol those are great.
=)
how long did it take you to make up that list?
excellent, i'lltry some of those
i like 12 and 19
Lol Thats Quite Good I Would Get a Bit Freaked Out Though!
Did You makeThose Up Yourself?
quite hilarious, but hope you don't actually do them ...
hehehe nice ones to try. lol
OH! MYGOSH! they're all sooooo hilarious! like, drop-dead funny!!
dude, i was laughing my head off!!
like, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ive done #20 but you can also laugh histericly wile making facting noises and then blaiming it on your neighbor
I've never cared much for toilet humour, but I could see a couple of these pranks in a TV sitcom.
Nothing like good bathroom humor in the morning.
ahahahaaha i lvoe number 12. So disturbingly hilarious
SOME FUNNY and some just plain GROSS
yes some r reaally funny but some r boring yaar................
I found it funny lol.... some of them are bland and not really shock worthy...but I must say these are my favorites....
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
11. Say, "Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
Andys page of funny stuff???
I love it too :)
heh heh
Thanks man, ill try some tonight in the pub!
my answer is very funny as in very funny..
haha ....we do No 3 anyway lol *