What's your favorite doctor joke?!
Question: A.I. is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Answers: A.I. is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."
But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"
Doctor has just told this guy that he has a major problem and that he more than likely is going to pass away very soon !!
The guy looks up at the Doctor and says "Doc, I think I'm going to need a second opinion"
The Doctor thinks for a second -- then replies -- "well,......
you're dirt ugly, too !!"