Some quickies - funny or not?!
Question: Doorman: Your car is at the door, sir.
Car Owner: Yes, I hear it knocking.
There is a new book out called How To Be Happy Without Money. It costs ￡10's.
One skeleton to the other: "If we had any guts, we'd be out of here.
Father to son: I don't care if we have a crack in one of the walls. Please stop telling everyone you come from a broken home.
Did you hear about the snake charmer who married the undertaker? They now have towels marked " Hiss" and "Hearse."
My dog likes to eat garlic. Now his bark is much worse then his bite.
My cellar is so damp, when I lay a mousetrap, I catch fish.
I was teacher's pet. She couldn't afford a dog.
Old refrigerators never die, they just lose their cool.
My dog is a terrible bloodhound. I cut my hand once and he fainted.
Why don't you learn to play the guitar and stop picking on me?
Sign in a car wrecker's lot:
RUST IN PEACE.
Doctor: How did you get here so fast?
Patient: Flu.
Answers: Doorman: Your car is at the door, sir.
Car Owner: Yes, I hear it knocking.
There is a new book out called How To Be Happy Without Money. It costs ￡10's.
One skeleton to the other: "If we had any guts, we'd be out of here.
Father to son: I don't care if we have a crack in one of the walls. Please stop telling everyone you come from a broken home.
Did you hear about the snake charmer who married the undertaker? They now have towels marked " Hiss" and "Hearse."
My dog likes to eat garlic. Now his bark is much worse then his bite.
My cellar is so damp, when I lay a mousetrap, I catch fish.
I was teacher's pet. She couldn't afford a dog.
Old refrigerators never die, they just lose their cool.
My dog is a terrible bloodhound. I cut my hand once and he fainted.
Why don't you learn to play the guitar and stop picking on me?
Sign in a car wrecker's lot:
RUST IN PEACE.
Doctor: How did you get here so fast?
Patient: Flu.
Good 1's there. Thanks for sharing.
lol
Most of these are funny but a few are kind of lame.....
The father to son and the refrigerator where good. The others not so much.
i like the dog one with the "bark is now much worse than the bite" haha
Great
Not bad heard worse
cute
not that bad.
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Excellent Sparkles.!!!
10/10 would star as well but it does not want to give a star.!!!
Gremlins on the Computer or yahoo again.!!!
Cheers.!!
Haha. I liked the snake charmer and the undertaker one.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Some are funny.
10/10 very good.
wow funny
very good i liked hiss and hearse one >>>>>>>>..star!