Some short jokes - funny or not?!
Question: Ballerinas are always on their toes.
A bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancee free.
Assassinationg is the extreme form of censorship.
An archaeologist is someone whose life is in ruins.
An antique is a thing which has been useless for so long that it is still in good condition.
My grandfather likes to give me advice, but he's a little forgetful. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
An adult is someone who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
You know you've reached adulthood when...
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You might be a computer nerd if:
You've never actually met any of your friends.
You might be a computer nerd if:
You wake at 3am to go to the bathroom and, on your way back to bed, you stop to check your e-mail.
You might be a computer nerd if:
You refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading".
Answers: Ballerinas are always on their toes.
A bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancee free.
Assassinationg is the extreme form of censorship.
An archaeologist is someone whose life is in ruins.
An antique is a thing which has been useless for so long that it is still in good condition.
My grandfather likes to give me advice, but he's a little forgetful. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
An adult is someone who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
You know you've reached adulthood when...
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You might be a computer nerd if:
You've never actually met any of your friends.
You might be a computer nerd if:
You wake at 3am to go to the bathroom and, on your way back to bed, you stop to check your e-mail.
You might be a computer nerd if:
You refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading".
Good 1's
Kind of cheesy.. but cute.. =)
My grandfather likes to give me advice, but he's a little forgetful. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
This was the only ticklishly funny one.
I guess they are amusing, but I don't think I could describe them as funny!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Interesting
o.0......
Good one, liked the grandfather one the best.
very funny have a star! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star!