Some Limericks - funny or not?!


Question: There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?

God's plan made a hopeful beginning,
But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;
We trust that the story
Will end in great glory,
But at present the other side's winning.

An elderly man called Keith
Mislaid his set of false teeth -
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue


Answers: There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?

God's plan made a hopeful beginning,
But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;
We trust that the story
Will end in great glory,
But at present the other side's winning.

An elderly man called Keith
Mislaid his set of false teeth -
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Ha ha Excellent.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still smiling here Sparkles.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!

Love them!!! I love limiricks! I like the first and second ones but the last one is really clever (i think i've heard of it before)
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Heres:
There was a young girl from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Within an hour,
her boobs were a flower,
and her fanny covered in weeds.

There was a young woman from Australia,
who thought all dicks were a failure,
so she laid on her back;
and opened her crack'
and in backed a lorry and trailer.

......?

Oh man! Poor Reg! LMAO!!!

Limericks are the best. Are they by E. Lear?

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Great ones. Thanks

Very gd I luv limericks bt Im soo bad at em LOL

funny lol

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i cant stop laughing
you are cool

Loved them, thankyou.

i like the first one lol

There once was a woman from France
Who entered a train in a trance;
Everyone f****d her
except the conductor.
He shot his load in his pants.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d***k was so long he could suck it.
As he wiped off his chin, he said with a grin
If my ear was a c**t I would f**k it.

Great I love your jokes!! lol! Star!

ff!uu!nn!nn!yy!
*4u



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