Blame the dog - funny or not?!
Question: A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he sh1ts on you."
Answers: A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he sh1ts on you."
haha hilarious. Thanks
real funny
LMAO! Thats a good one!
hilarious... I didn't see the punch line coming
Love it.
funny but disgusting
lol
heard it before but it is
Funny
Oh ho ho, great joke. I really did think the dog ddid it at first. Duh me! :D
That is an old joke that is still funny.
LOL..thats very funny
lol funny...heres a star!
hahahaha i heard it before but its still funny
that was very cute! my husband tries that little trick from time to time! lol!
lol
Ha ha ha.!!!
Blame the dog, lol.!!!
Funny so 10/10 is in order.!!!
Star does not work, sorry.!!!
Haha :]
hahaha! love it! that's a good'un! have a star! *ting*
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Lol
LOL.
funny lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha its so funny
you are cool
that was a cute joke i really enjoyed it.
its funny i love it ,LOL
funny how do you know so many..?
Nice one.........
very funny have a star!
Pmsl made my day.
lol funny
Good lol thank you sparkle