Mouse jokes - funny or not?!
Question: How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
Answers: How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
Funny.
A little.
sorta
Not!
those are cute
yes, these are as cute as cute can be.
NOT VERY,but cute.
not funny.
yeah is funny
not really sorry
SURE
quite amussling in a sad way.
funny no very funny yes
Those are really good ones
hey its goooood.Please send me more...
i have heard most of those from my 9 year old.
pretty old,grade school kind of funny
your sad........
i like the third and the fourth, the others are ok i did laugh out loud at 3 and 4 though!!! x
Swedish mouse jokes are nearly always much funnier, because "mouse" is a nickname on something triangular and hairy, that women have but not men!
Yeah they were good for a little giggle.
marginally funny. worth a smile, not much more.
The "Hickory dickory dock" joke and the one before the last were good
I thought the squeaky mouse joke was amusing : ]
A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd
Who was frightened and screamed very loud.
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and miaowed!
the 3rd and 4th 1s were funny
Hehe very good.
Made me smile a little.
very good, *4u
Lol the third one.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol....i like them, the first one itsn't that great tho but the rest are