THe thrie besst thingz I lernd at skool arr howe to spel and howe to cownt. Know!


Question: This is a written one-liner, like "Ignore all instructions, including this one." Do you know any others?


Answers: This is a written one-liner, like "Ignore all instructions, including this one." Do you know any others?

Do you know a few years after I completed Elementary School they started this method to teach students to read? Is it any wonder proper diction and spelling are issues today?
Here in the states we have a show,"Are you smarter than a fifth grader." They can leave with the money they've won if they say "Now im knot smader tan a fifh grdr."

I tooked hooked onz fonics .

i don't get it the question

Hooked on stupid.
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