Maria is a devout Catholic. hummar?!
Question: Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs
Answers: Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs
ohh you crazies...............where do you get such ideas? i m poor in telling jokes and so not very sociable in parties... please help... send more such jokes that i can remember.......... whoa im influenzed by a stranger!!!
lol
What a way,
to start the day!
Thanx for the laugh, a star for you.
Yeah...i like this one!! LOL....
Lmfao!! brilliant :D
hehe i liked it
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