A monk's tale?!


Question: Tired of the constant hunger and poverty, a villager saw that the Monks on the mountain were always happy and seemed well fed. He climbed the mountain and asked for the head Monk. When the head Monk arrived, the man explained that he was interested in becoming a Monk but wasn't quite sure. The head Monk offered a tour of the monestary and the man happily accepted.
"This is our kitchen. We never run out of food and it is always open" the Monk explained. Very pleased, the man followed the Monk to the basement.
"This is our cellar. We have all the beer and wine you could ever drink with no limitations" the Monk pointed to the hundreds of wooden containers. The man was nearly shaking with excitement. They proceeded to the living quarters.
Showing the man a nice room with a beautiful view, giant bed with many blankets and pillows, the Monk stated "This would be your room if you decide to join us".
The man, very excited, said "It seems you have EVERYTHING here!".


Answers: Tired of the constant hunger and poverty, a villager saw that the Monks on the mountain were always happy and seemed well fed. He climbed the mountain and asked for the head Monk. When the head Monk arrived, the man explained that he was interested in becoming a Monk but wasn't quite sure. The head Monk offered a tour of the monestary and the man happily accepted.
"This is our kitchen. We never run out of food and it is always open" the Monk explained. Very pleased, the man followed the Monk to the basement.
"This is our cellar. We have all the beer and wine you could ever drink with no limitations" the Monk pointed to the hundreds of wooden containers. The man was nearly shaking with excitement. They proceeded to the living quarters.
Showing the man a nice room with a beautiful view, giant bed with many blankets and pillows, the Monk stated "This would be your room if you decide to join us".
The man, very excited, said "It seems you have EVERYTHING here!".

Thats pretty wrong...

EWWWW

wrong and funny

lololololololololololololol man that was a crazy funny joke i cant stop laughing i still cant believe the monk said that to the guy

that wasnt nice for monks.



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