What do you think of my joke??!
Question: A man walks into bar and notices a jar of ￡10 notes. He asks the barman what its for to which the barman replies
"You put ￡10 in and then given 3 tasks. If u complete them all then u win the whole jar"
So after a few too many beers the man decided to give it a go and puts in his last ￡10 note.
"ok then what are these tasks?" he asks
"ok" said the barman, "the first one is to knock that man out over there"
he looks over to see a huge bald man covered in tattoos who looked like he shouldnt be messed with.
"your next task is to go outside in the yard and cut the ingrown toenail off the rottweiler thats out there, and then the third task is to make love to that 96 year old woman in the corner"
so the man, full of dutch courage, sneaks up behind the bald man and whacks him over the head with a snooker cue, knocking him to the floor.
he then goes out into the yard and after 10 minutes of barking, growling and screaming, he comes back in covered in blood,his clothes torn and shouts
Answers: A man walks into bar and notices a jar of ￡10 notes. He asks the barman what its for to which the barman replies
"You put ￡10 in and then given 3 tasks. If u complete them all then u win the whole jar"
So after a few too many beers the man decided to give it a go and puts in his last ￡10 note.
"ok then what are these tasks?" he asks
"ok" said the barman, "the first one is to knock that man out over there"
he looks over to see a huge bald man covered in tattoos who looked like he shouldnt be messed with.
"your next task is to go outside in the yard and cut the ingrown toenail off the rottweiler thats out there, and then the third task is to make love to that 96 year old woman in the corner"
so the man, full of dutch courage, sneaks up behind the bald man and whacks him over the head with a snooker cue, knocking him to the floor.
he then goes out into the yard and after 10 minutes of barking, growling and screaming, he comes back in covered in blood,his clothes torn and shouts
too bad, he could have won...hehehe....for thos who didn't get it...he made love to the rottweiler...
lol
It`s ok
What? I dont get it.
EDIT: He made love to the rottweiler? Why would he do such a thing?
very funny!!!
there was a huge build up, where i was expecting more of a better ending but it never came. sorry
haha funny joke
THE OLD ONES ARE ALWAYS THE BEST!
humour today
LOL!!! Sick!
lol....eew
lol very cute
what happened to making love to the 96 year old in the cornor
Excellent!
I just threw up a little bit.
Lol i liked it, thanks for sharing.
Excellent, will huv tae remember that one for my next night oot!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
very good!!!
good en
LOL, funny-ish.
Made me chuckle
that was great i loved it