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Question: A Husband and wife are laying in bed and the husband lets out a LOAD fart and says "7 nothing, i'm winning".
The wife says "what are you talking about"
Husband says "fart football, the load ones get 7pts the soft ones get 3 pts and I am winning!"
The wife lets out a pretty load fart " 7/7!" she says.
He lets out another "14/7, i'm up"
She lets a soft one out "14/10"
He lets out a nasty fart and it is a WET ONE! he says " I pooped a little"
She says "well what does that mean?"
He says "Half time - switch sides"

If anyone has a joke please tell me! Dirty jokes welcome!


Answers: A Husband and wife are laying in bed and the husband lets out a LOAD fart and says "7 nothing, i'm winning".
The wife says "what are you talking about"
Husband says "fart football, the load ones get 7pts the soft ones get 3 pts and I am winning!"
The wife lets out a pretty load fart " 7/7!" she says.
He lets out another "14/7, i'm up"
She lets a soft one out "14/10"
He lets out a nasty fart and it is a WET ONE! he says " I pooped a little"
She says "well what does that mean?"
He says "Half time - switch sides"

If anyone has a joke please tell me! Dirty jokes welcome!

What, fart jokes aren't alowwed on Yahoo! Answers? Now that's a funny joke!

Seriously though, I never met a fart joke that I didn't find funny!

hehehe

the word is "LOUD" not "LOAD"...but otherwise, it was an okay joke

WHY ANSWER IT? Yahoo, disregarding free speech, deletes all jokes its censors think are too spicy. (But they laugh like hell reading them before they censor them).

Vulgar, and neither funny or appropriate for Yahoo Answers.
Read the Community Guidelines some time.

< edit for Polldiva > Yahoo has no censors, but relies on members to police themselves and each other. Free speech (as outlined in the Constitution) does not apply here. This forum is owned & managed by Yahoo, not the US Government. Read the Constitution some time.

its CRAPPY!!

you know whats funny... NOT THAT !!!

That one made me laugh.

haha

huhhhahuaa
funny!



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