Iv'e fallen, funny or not.?!
Question: There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I
hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week."
Answers: There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I
hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week."
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
LOL. FUNNY.
Hehe, yeah, that was moderately funny :) I give it 7 out of 10
YES!!!!!! OH MY GOD, YES!
REDFELIPE LOVED IT.
not bad
Ha ha ha ha Huh ??
meaning at the priest ? they is many alternative options personally i like the one where this happans : he says if you commit adultery i quit so the priest commits adultery and he quits lmao
lol, funny and *.
hahahahahaha.. these are good..
Moderately it is funny
Extraordinary! (except, of course, from the point of view of the Mayor)
hahahahaha
WHOahaha!! Poor priest.. Hahaha!!
funny!!!
Not as funny as the Dr Cohen joke. But probably less anti-semitic. Hey, did you know that when Cardinal George Pell walks anywhere he doesn't swing his arms? It's kinda like an Irish dance without the rhythm.
lol funny
haha 10 stars
LOL!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!:-D
Rofl, good one!
lol
poor guy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
hehe ! *
Funny