Zen Sarcasm?!
Question: 1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
3. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
9. There are two theories to arguing with women, neither one works.
10. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Answers: 1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
3. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
9. There are two theories to arguing with women, neither one works.
10. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
num 6 is da best
Good ones!
Thanks for the laughs - really loved 9 of them! CJ
Very good, must remember these pearls of wisdom
Very good!
Excellent.................not really sarcastic, I would say clever.