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Question: A curfew was in place. Everyone home by Midnight. A lone guy was running along the street and a soldier shot him. His oppo said "Hey, it's five minutes to midnight, how come you shot him?"
"I know where he lives. He would never have made it."

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Answers: A curfew was in place. Everyone home by Midnight. A lone guy was running along the street and a soldier shot him. His oppo said "Hey, it's five minutes to midnight, how come you shot him?"
"I know where he lives. He would never have made it."

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dead of night .lol

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you appear to be in the wrong section, this section is for jokes... that means that it needs to be funny....

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lol

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funny

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