Funny Joke!!!?!
Question: ok, needed your attention, is this funny to you?
smart salesman:
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked –
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
not lol funny but i always enjoy this one
Answers: ok, needed your attention, is this funny to you?
smart salesman:
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked –
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
not lol funny but i always enjoy this one
OMG!!! That is so nasty but so funny. I'm never trusting another salesman.
eeeeeeeeeeew but i like * for u :)
Funny! 10!
hahaha,that's a good one.
funny
I was a salesman once. lol
Ew.
But kinda sorta funny.
In a weird way.
lol i like it
lol i love it
LOL... haha,.
good one... a star
*slaps knee*
LOL! that's crazy but funny!
lmao!