In love with the teacher?!

Question: The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"

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Answers: The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"

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Good one thanks

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Very funny

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GOOD ONE, ALWAYS LIKED THOSE JHONNY JOKES

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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

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Nice story,you came up with the idea yourself or what..???

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lol

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i Dont get plz explain

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Hey, I said that when I was 11!

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Very funny! lol

Love your jokes! ^_^

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LOL

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7/10

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funny

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5/10

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Dirty and funny, good one.

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Good one thanks

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hahaha, funny

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good old Johnny eh

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LOL... GREAT

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hahahahaha Johnny jokes rock!!! heres a star 4 u!

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