Few more jokes.....may offend.....?!
Question: Did you hear about the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind a bus!
What do condoms and coffins have in common?
Both are filled with stiffs....ones coming and ones going
A blonde is playing trivial pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "science and nature". The question was, "If you are in a vaccum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She then taught for a second and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Son asks, "Dad whats a 3 pack of condoms for?"
Dad replies, "Thats for when you`re in high school, 2 for friday night, 1 for saturday night."
Son asks, "Then what are the 6 pack for?"
Dad replies, "They,re for when you`re in college, 2 for friday night, 2 for sat night and 2 for sunday night."
Then the son asks, " Then what about the 12 pack?"
Dad answers, "Thats for when you`re married, 1 for january, 1 for feb, 1 for march, 1 for april.....................
Answers: Did you hear about the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind a bus!
What do condoms and coffins have in common?
Both are filled with stiffs....ones coming and ones going
A blonde is playing trivial pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "science and nature". The question was, "If you are in a vaccum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She then taught for a second and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Son asks, "Dad whats a 3 pack of condoms for?"
Dad replies, "Thats for when you`re in high school, 2 for friday night, 1 for saturday night."
Son asks, "Then what are the 6 pack for?"
Dad replies, "They,re for when you`re in college, 2 for friday night, 2 for sat night and 2 for sunday night."
Then the son asks, " Then what about the 12 pack?"
Dad answers, "Thats for when you`re married, 1 for january, 1 for feb, 1 for march, 1 for april.....................
I like 'em a bunch. Thanx for the laughs. A star for you! CJ
Those are good.....
okey dokey
those are funny!
I know a more racist joke about the pack of condoms, i might post it....
Too funny...love 'em.
those are good
those really aren't that funny...
ok LOL is that a good answer?
hahaha some are funny dont get the dyslexic one though, :S maybe because i am dyslexic hahahahaha,
no question
LMAO
hahaha!!!
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Except I think that the first one was a bit too offensive for dyslexic people.
lamo i love em all
I'm offened with the dslexic one. But the rest are really funny =]
i think you need to work on your jokes.
The last joke was my favorite.
pretty, pretty good
I wonder how the dad had his kid
I also wonder what ur question was
NOT BAD...BUT TOO MANY..
lmao
LOL..........................
wow!! that a great way to explain some of these things to our curious kids ...huh .... its great !!
There isn't a question here.Perhaps you wish for one of us to tell YOU a joke.Try this(non-offensive "blonde" joke/riddle)
You have 2 penneys. One appears to be brand new "shiney". The other one appears to be older, "dark".
Which one is the "blonde" penney? Why?
Most pick the the shiney one, they are wrong. Why?
The other one isn't very "bright".
Lol love have a star I see them nasties are out in full force agin tonight,thanks for the laugh tho.xxxxxx
Those are funny. I've heard the last one before.
hehehehe those were corny but funny :)
thaaattttsss oookkkkaaaayyy not the best though:( still funny.
lmao
im totally laughing soo hard that my eyes are watering
nice 1 .lol
Haha funny
10/10
ha ha ha lol
really good!