Why it's great to be a guy?!


Question: Phone conversations last 30 seconds

You know useful stuff about cars, tanks and airplanes

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter

You can open all your own jars

Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight

When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying

You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere

You can go to the bathroom alone

Your last name stays put

You can leave a hotel room bed unmade

You can kill your own food

The garage tool bench is all yours

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"

You never have to clean the toilet

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes

Wedding plans take care of themselves

If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend

Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3


Answers: Phone conversations last 30 seconds

You know useful stuff about cars, tanks and airplanes

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter

You can open all your own jars

Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight

When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying

You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere

You can go to the bathroom alone

Your last name stays put

You can leave a hotel room bed unmade

You can kill your own food

The garage tool bench is all yours

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"

You never have to clean the toilet

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes

Wedding plans take care of themselves

If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend

Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3

one mood????????
ONE MOOD??????????
ONE MOOD?????????????????
from where are you?mars????

wait wait wait, your a guy?

a lot of the things here are not true, 7.50 for a pack of 3 boxers? yea right maybe in 1980, i clean my own bathroom

so now fair with all the stuff guys get away with

These are really good and true!

im a guy, and i don't fit under half of these descriptions.

ahh i love it.

Great!! thats a 10*
:)

how true

true .lol

"one mood , all the time" is totally wrong.

cute point of view....

I guess it sounds convenient. But what girl wants something squishy and sometimes painful between her legs? We already get that once a month..

funny

thanks but still wouldntchange into a man for anything
nice reading though

So now I know why they think they are so good.
Mmmmmm,I think I will have to alter a few of those points to square things up a bit.
Still I am so glad I don't have to shave everyday!

:-)



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