Vacuum salesman funny or not.?!
Question: An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house
in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady
opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs
inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning
this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned
on yet."
Answers: An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house
in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady
opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs
inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning
this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned
on yet."
Yes! lol.
Gross!!! lol
lol good one
Not funny, the punchline is too forced.
the old ones are the best!
yes funny
After all that and no electricity. hahahaha funny
Not.
I liked it.
That's a chuckler
you are one sick puppy--and yes--you SHOULD take ketchup with that, although it probably will only partially kill the taste.
hahaha
????h!
better get him some mustard too!
Thats pretty funny, not hallarious, but it made me smile.
hahaha 10
I was gonna say it Sucks, but then I read it.
FUNNY-
Funny in an odd way!
yes especially when they spend 2 hours tinging to sell you a Kirby and the you get the same hoover out the cu bard and say "what like this one"
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
4 ha's
Very funny thanks for sharing hahahaha lol
very good have a star!
lol.thanx for the recycling.still funny hehe *4U