Thud, funny or not.?!
Question: A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked
down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along
the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud",
and then he would swerve back on the road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking,
he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver
continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer
walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the
last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved
back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still
heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced
in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest
and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."
The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."
Answers: A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked
down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along
the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud",
and then he would swerve back on the road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking,
he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
"I'll give you a lift."
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver
continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer
walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the
last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved
back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still
heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced
in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest
and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."
The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."
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Yes, I like that!
Funny x
yes funny,i like that one! thanx
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
yes funny it is
lol i like that priest
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good joke so 10/10.!!!
Trust the priest not to miss, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
Another cracker thanks
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This is a old one that is still good for a chuckle.
Yes, god bless the Lawyer killers!
you truely hate lawyers don't you?
I love it!
Good one thanks
Made me chuckle 7 out of 10. Same truck driver doing 60mph on the motorway when suddenly he heard a tap on the window next to him. As he looked out to his astonishment he saw a motorcyclist balanced precariously on his motorbike with his two hands holding on to the cab door of the truck. The truck driver wound down the window to which the motorcyclist asked him 'Do you have a light? Reaching into his breast pocket the truck driver found his cigarette lighter and proceeded to light the cigarette of the motor cyclist. While doing so he said 'Do you realise what your doing is dangerous? To which the motor cyclist answered 'I'm not too worried as I only smoke 5 a day'.
great joke ha ha
believe it or not this joke was in my chruch bulliten but the truck driver was a red sox fan and he was hitting yankees fans
very funny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
You're bad, but it's a good kinda bad! lol.