Three lawyers and 3 engineers funny or not.?!
Question: Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a
conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and
watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one
of the three lawyers.
"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the engineers.
They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but
all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind
them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket,
please" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The lawyers saw
this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on
the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment,
the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed
lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see," says one of the engineers.
When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and
the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks
over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding He knocks on the
door and says, "Ticket, please."
Answers: Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a
conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and
watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one
of the three lawyers.
"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the engineers.
They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but
all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind
them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket,
please" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The lawyers saw
this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on
the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment,
the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed
lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see," says one of the engineers.
When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and
the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks
over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding He knocks on the
door and says, "Ticket, please."
very good liked that>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers again for a laugh.!!
beautiful turn around. Death to lawyers!
that's good
that's a good one
good one
Why are they lawyers? Why are they engineers?
Cute story, but I was expecting their respective professions, or at least the sterotypes of those proffessions, to come into play.
Good joke thanks
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
like it but am wondering what you have against lawyers!
LOL Very funny. Proves lawyers aren't as smart as they'd like to think.
definitely funny!
Good one, that ranks way up there! lol.
lol not what i was expecting but still hilarious.
i thought the engineers were going to cram in with the lawyers...use their little engineering minds to make everyone fit
Brilliant like it
Good one thanks
hehe! very nice
lol very funny
great thanx *
Lol that was sssoo very funny but I think my brother in law and my cousin will slaughter us all,here have a star.xxx