Things only a mother can teach.?!
Question: 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk
back to me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, your not going to
the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7. My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
10. My Mother taught me about SEX....
"How do you think you got here?"
11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."
12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you...
then you'll see what it's like"
Answers: 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk
back to me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, your not going to
the store with me."
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7. My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
10. My Mother taught me about SEX....
"How do you think you got here?"
11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."
12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you...
then you'll see what it's like"
nice =] lol it's true
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
Good one thanks
Very true! Well done.
lol
Cute
That is great
you have a nice mom
Very funny thanks
oh, great stuff, great stuff.
hahaha
how well these are true to soooooooooooooo many people. thanks for the laugh.
it it it was average nothing to special
you are sooo funny
she can also teach u how to have sex :P
You had the same lessons as me too ?
with that, should i appreciate my mom more? no, just kidding! ;)
pretty nice ehh. i like your mother
lol
Thanks for the laugh
this is the best one of yours tonight!
because every single word is true!
i can hear my mum saying it now!
heard it before but always like to see it again *
You've got a little too much time on your hands to tell all these jokes, but I'm glad you do. lol.
all very true