Things found only in America?!
Question: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open
and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
Answers: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open
and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
OMG this is too much!
lol
thnx for telling me that
Only in England do we hate americans.
america fails !!!!!!!11111111
ha ha ha
haah, i love that one, ive seen it before but its so cute=]
hahaha that was so funny
Hilarious. lol
Ermmm... Not funny. Just because I've heard that list (actually, better versions of it) about 100 times before this.
That's funny stuff. Except for the hot dog one...I havent ever seen a 10 pack of hot dogs...
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
very good
just copied that from an old e-mail for tomorrows edition !!!lol you got there first haha
All true. lol.
It's funny because it's true