The talking dog, funny or not.?!
Question: A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool.
The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
"I'll have a bourbon and Coke!"
The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to have,
Rover?"
"I'll have a Scotch and soda -- light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on," he says,
"that dog can't talk -- you're a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom, you can have a
conversation with him yourself -- but don't let him out of your sight.
He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
"Hey, where's my dog? I told you not to let him out of your sight."
"Aw, I didn't believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a quarter
and sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let's go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore -- no Rover. They walked up and down
nearby alleys and streets -- no dog! Finally, they found Rover in an
alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come you are
doing this? You have never done this before!"
"First time I ever had any money!"
Answers: A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool.
The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
"I'll have a bourbon and Coke!"
The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to have,
Rover?"
"I'll have a Scotch and soda -- light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on," he says,
"that dog can't talk -- you're a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom, you can have a
conversation with him yourself -- but don't let him out of your sight.
He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
"Hey, where's my dog? I told you not to let him out of your sight."
"Aw, I didn't believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a quarter
and sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let's go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore -- no Rover. They walked up and down
nearby alleys and streets -- no dog! Finally, they found Rover in an
alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come you are
doing this? You have never done this before!"
"First time I ever had any money!"
who ever thought of the saying ...its a dogs life????its nothing wrong with it !!!!haha *
it was not funny..boring
roflmao
funny, a little to drawn out for the punchline, but funny
Not funny, at all.
Ok... If you wrote this yourself, you're on the right track. But, instead of starting at the beginning first and THEN trying to come up with a punch line. Spend the time coming up with a funny punch line and start at the beginning so that you lead up to it.
This was was not funny but had a LOT of potential.
Lmao
i liked it . coming from me thats alot. trust me . have i called you a dumbass no thus u are ok in my book
i dont get it its not funny oh i get it nowit quite funny lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10
not very good
good one thanks
no
lmao funny >>>>>>>>>>>star
This one's going to work with me. lol.