A bit daft but quite funny..... ?!
Question: >The 1st Affair
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> A Married man was having an affair
> with his secretary.
> One day they went to her
>place
> and made love all afternoon.
> Exhausted, they fell asleep
> and woke up at 8 PM.
> The man hurriedly dressed
> and told his lover to take his shoes
>outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
> He put on his shoes and drove home.
>"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
> "I can't lie to you," he replied,
> "I'm having an affair with my secretary.
> We had sex all
>afternoon."
> She looked down at his shoes and said:
> "You lying bastard!
> You've been playing golf!"
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> The 2nd Affair
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>A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
>but always talked about having
>a son.
Answers: >The 1st Affair
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>
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>
>
> A Married man was having an affair
> with his secretary.
> One day they went to her
>place
> and made love all afternoon.
> Exhausted, they fell asleep
> and woke up at 8 PM.
> The man hurriedly dressed
> and told his lover to take his shoes
>outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
> He put on his shoes and drove home.
>"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
> "I can't lie to you," he replied,
> "I'm having an affair with my secretary.
> We had sex all
>afternoon."
> She looked down at his shoes and said:
> "You lying bastard!
> You've been playing golf!"
>
>
>*************************************...
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> The 2nd Affair
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>A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
>but always talked about having
>a son.
like em .lol
I absolutly loved these!!!!
Tell me some more plz!!!!
lol
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a great giggle thanks
lol,lol,lol. 10/10, *.
My sister send me these a few months ago and I laughed a lot at them and ..................am now too.thnx.
These made me laugh. good job
god they were so funny
Excellent thanks
very good >>>>>>>>>>>>>star
These were good, the last two were brilliant pmsl.
lol, how did she know. I wonder.
ha ha ha
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Excellent so 10/10.!!!
She recognised him by his member, lol.!!!
Cheers, still laughing this side.!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10