Essex jokes funny ?!
Question: An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" Asks the council worker
"10" replies the Essex girl
"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne"
Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or
WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
council worker.
"That's easy," says the girl... "I just use their surnames"
An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on
the counter "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she
says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
Answers: An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" Asks the council worker
"10" replies the Essex girl
"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne"
Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or
WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
council worker.
"That's easy," says the girl... "I just use their surnames"
An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on
the counter "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she
says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
excellent.you nearly made me p*** myself again :-) keep em coming
:)
Brilliant
haha theres a few good ones in there
brill!!!!!!! i have got alot of essex friends and love new ways to slag them off lol!!
What's the difference between an Essex girl and a Walrus?
One has whiskers and stinks of fish, the other is a Walrus.
Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it wont follow you around afterwards telling you that it loves you.
Whats the difference between an essex girl and an essex boy?
Essex girl has a higher sperm count
wayne number 2 .lol
lol, loved them *.10.
I like it thanks
very funny
brilliant love the c&a
Lmao very funny.
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So now you know what my neighbours are like.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent jokes there Panos.!!!
Got us guys at work laughing, especially the Mayo one.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
10/10.!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for laugh
10/10