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Question: Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Answers: Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Those were good lol.**
whats the question?
but those ARE good!
that last one was lol
lololololol
hehe@number 5..which makes a change from me choosing the first one lol
Those were ALL funny. Usually there is just one or two good ones!
Lmao thats sooo funny im adding u as a contact ur avitar is cute ;)
not a ?
Pretty amusing-
Pretty wrong-
But still amusing!
the third one is pretty good
very good
So whats your question??
funny funny funny love the 3rd one lol
as said in the mcdonalds adverts "I'm lovin' it"
starred
thank goodness the misses come home so she could show me how to place a comment
lol....those are the funniest ones i've seen in a while
LOL....
hahah good and of course ALL TRUE
nice funny jokes
see some more funny jokes here
http://heavenlyfun.blogspot.com/
very good
Yes brilliant
I like it. Thank you. lol
i like you very much can i tell "I LOVE YOU"i am not joking i am sireus