Does anyone have any funny jokes? im kinda unhapppy and i wana smilee?!
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your mama is so fat wen she steps on the scale it says 1 person at a time
your mama is so old she ows Jesus a quarter
so there are 2 muffins in a bakery, a guy walks in and buys one of the muffins.
when he is about to take a bite of it the muffin yells,
"AHHH! im going to be eaten!"
and the other muffin says,
"Omgosh! a talking muffin!"
:D
i hope it made you smile!
Hope this can make you smile....
:)
A Russian, an American and a Blonde were discussing space travel. The American argued that because they were the first to put a man on the moon, America was superior in space travel.
The blonde stated her kind were going to be far superior to Russia and America because they were going to be the first to land on the sun.
The Russian asked the blonde if she was nuts. Didn't she know that it was impossible to land on the sun? The American asked her just how in the hell she thought they could accomplish this considering the heat and extreme brightness of the sun.
"Well, duh!" the blonde replied. "We're going at night."
or this?
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder. She hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, why don't you eat the peanuts yourself? "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend
partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on
Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a couple of hours of swearing and
screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days???"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.