Dirty jokes please answer?!
Question: i wanted a dirty and funny joke to text to my crush..but he needs to know im joking so not like a really dirty sick one..but a dirty one.
thanks
Answers: i wanted a dirty and funny joke to text to my crush..but he needs to know im joking so not like a really dirty sick one..but a dirty one.
thanks
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
or this?
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.
Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.
Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
don't text a dirty joke to your crush ( it's good advise )
Are u insane???? why would you want to text a dirty joke yo ur crush????
Unless you are gonna sleep with him soon, DO NOT send him a dirty joke.
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